Today is honestly the first day I feel like Spring MIGHT be coming! And cumming and cumming! I have new sandals and freshly painted red toes, come on guys you all like pretty toes right? I love pretty toes. Pedicures are WAY underrated, everyone should have one. Except my soon to be ex-husband Brad because you need a sander and chainsaw to hack through those puppies....:-\ - anyhow - warmer weather means less clothes, less clothes means more skin, more skin means more hormones raging and that leads to more sex! Yes? Who agrees with me!? Do you have more sex in the freezing cold winter when bills are higher and everyone is bitching about the snow and trying to stay warm or do you tend to get more when it is hot and you would rather walk around in a pair of panties and a tank top just stuck right to your chest.....all sweaty and hot, hair pulled up, strands stuck around your face....hot sweaty sex is amazing folks! I cannot wait for summer!! (Not exactly sure who I am going to be having hot sweaty sex with but a girl can dream can't she?!) In the meantime, my toybox is full and my battery stash is plentiful!! Don't frown or think prudish thoughts when I say toys - until you have tried them - WITH someone AND alone - don't knock it. If you tell me you have never masterbated, you have issues. Everyone should at least once in their lifetime, to at least know that you are good enough to get YOURSELF off :-) It's healthy and its's natural and dammit it helps me sleep! :-) When Brad was in prison, I became an expert (prison wife rule #5 or something - always have a stock of batteries around). I no longer need to worry about batteries but divorce is messy and having sex with each other after you have filed and before its all final is just weird. My ex (hubby #1) and I still had sex, amazing sex actually, but it was after our divorce was final. When he was cheating with me on the bitch he cheated on me with. Did that make sense? Haha. Anyhow, the point is, don't always depend on your man or your woman. Everyone needs a little alone time in life. Get that bathtub going, get your toy out....or do it right next to your man in bed once to be really risky.....wait until he is zonked out like a light and turn it on low and see how quiet you can be! If he wakes up, take advantage girl!!!! More stories coming, I promise. The Ultimate Art of Erotica is for sale. WWW.lulu.com - search for me or the title of the book. I believe it is $11 or $12 or something like that. I had the price lowered. Love and kisses and Springtime blisses! And to Masturbation!!!! XOXOX ~S