Good evening fellow erotica lovers! What shall I call you - porn lovers? Just my sexy stalkers? Haha! So today was an emotional day. I won't go into too much drama about it all - the short of it is that my soon to be ex has had a girlfriend since October and has been writing to her and sending her money in prison, she is a heroin junkie and a prostitute. He sure knows how to pick them. That isn't saying a lot for me.....:-\ - anyhow - I don't usually post my personal private life on the internet but today I really don't give one tiny little fuck. I am in anti-love mode today and I do believe I am going to go searching and find some hot very steamy dirty naughty sex and just get laid. My heart has been broken so many times in the last year I am not sure that one single roll of good ol Scotch tape is gonna fix it this time. It may take some big ol duct tape. So sex it is!! JUST SEX! Because the Lord knows, I need to be taken care of! So ya, maybe I will look at school. Muahahahahaha. Poor innocent little college men, watch out!!! I am updating my lists today on the side of my blog so please read them. If you would like to see another list there, comment and let me know. I am thinking of adding an advice column where people can write in about sex, drugs, rock and roll. Speaking of drugs, I could care less about legalizing pot, I do not care if they did do it or they did not. If they did legalize it, I would probably smoke some now and again, well, because I can. Just like I can get completely shitfaced and not get arrested (ok or get caught doing whatever). Back to sex. I cannot remember the last time I had truly 100% non married, non committed consensual casual sex. Oh yes, about 5.5 years ago. Boring. Time to move on sisters. And brothers. And lovers of everything naughty. So I used to write an advice column for the Adult Entertainment Network. They are no longer online but it was fun while it lasted. One of the very first questions I ever had to answer was from a chick that wrote in saying her boyfriend always wanted blowjobs and would NEVER return the favor and go down on her! WTH is up with that boys? Or gals? If you are willing to receive then you damn sure better be willing to give. Fair is fair. Don't like the taste? Suck it up! Do you think your goodies always taste like Hershey's chocolate? Unless you are using their AMAZING new spread in the jar (it is pretty damn amazing), then honey, it doesn't taste like that. If you are really put off by the taste, like because it is not clean, make your man or woman shower first before sex, letting them know how much it turns you on - the fresh shower smell, all wet and clean and glistening, don't make it about the smell or taste. They do also have products out there that are flavored that can help with that. If you are one of the prudes that is disgusted with the thought of putting THAT in your mouth because they piss out of it, look at your own honey. That isn't champagne tinkling out of your lilly either. Fair is fair. If you really just cannot do it, then do not ever expect it in return. Unless your sig other does not really care, then by all means, take advantage! But really, If a dude is crying because you won't lick his lollipop, have him get down on bended knee and spread em and put that tongue to work dangit all. So ya, that is my take. What kind of story would you like to hear today? Let me find something delicious for your mind...... Until next time lovers, put your hand on that special someone's thigh and give them a nice rubdown....reach a little higher...kiss their neck, take them all in. Hot and dirty. Hershey's covered kisses - ~S