Camel Toe

So this post is not going to be romantic, not sexy, will not turn you on in any way, at least I don't think it will. So the old man and I are out at Dales house cooking out and someone brought up the question of why a woman would get Hymen reconstruction. Ok - so we all start spouting off opinions (ok just me mostly) well maybe she was into porn for ten years, was rode hard and put away wet and now wants to settle down and doesn't want her new hubby to know she was a skank? Does that count for reconstruction of parts down there? Rape and abuse, if things were damaged, absolutely. Medical purposes, if a gal was not born with everything in the right places and needed a little nip and tuck done, great. What if she is just a whore and has meatcurtains hanging down to her ankles?? So you want to get them rolled and tucked so no one else knows you are a two bit hooker? No, not agreeing with that. SO my old man says there probably are not any of those women up here in the U.P. like that. Oh no, they are everywhere. I am sure there is someone walking around with her va-jay-jay looking like a Stormy Kromer hat. This got a small reaction out of the boys. See picture.

Soooooooo I am not saying I have seen them ( I am pretty sure all the women I know up here are NOT sporting a Stormy Kromer Crotch).....but hey, I am sure one exists and if it does, I don't WANT to see it. My sympathies to the man who finds it. Or woman. To make it clear - I have NOT read up on Hymen reconstruction and have NO clue what it involves, we are just spouting off at the mouth with a beer in hand.... Now when I buy my Stormy Kromer hat for this winter, all I am going to think about is vaginas. Thanks guys for bringing up that converation. xoxoxox Hey - you gotta keep yer ears warm somehow right? ;-) S