Starting the New Years!

So I realized today just how FAT my thighs were getting. My jeans, which all looked rather shapely and nice on me, now look like they are outfitting a pear...or an upside down bowling pin. What is with the big ass and thighs and tiny calves and ankles!! Ok, time to DIET! I have eaten so much SHIT in the last 2 weeks, it is no longer amusing. My face looks like someone opened up a flap of skin and just poured fat or water into it and zipped it back up, we are talking double chin and CHUBBY cheeks!! My eyelids are even getting FAT!!! SLOW down on those ho-ho's girl, it is time for some Slim Fast and Atkins and treadmill and body wraps, holy crap! I think I ate everything put in front of me in the last two weeks, even if is wasn't food! Whew! Be lucky you weren't standing in front of me! Ok, some of you wouldv'e liked that.... Look out Shamu, there is a new booty in town and baby's got back! Hell, back, I got top and bottom, front and back, it's all there!

Ok, enough about fat. I have it, lots of it. I hate it. I am starting tomorrow. My daughter and I are starting the Atkins diet people. I lost 25 lbs the first time I went on it many years ago so we shall see how it goes!!! WISH US LUCK!

Next resolution - QUIT SMOKING! Ok, when you are smoking, and you are wheezing in between puffs, think that is a good reason to quit? Ok thank you, I thought so too. I smoked my last cigs last night at the bar, haven't had ONE today! WHEW. That was hard. Now, Thursday will be my test when we shoot pool. UGH! Shooting pool with the girls is my weakness.....they drive me to drink cuz we have so much fun!

Next on my list, besides working every day on those two HUGE things, is to get a full time job to support my kids even more than I am now. The economy sucks right now, so it is hard. Just gotta keep on truckin.

On that note, I think I will post a new story up here this week, so keep watching!!!

Love yas!

~S~